Scary Gary &
Dangerous Darrow
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Put the Pipe Down

When its puff puff pass and you get passed. Put the pipe down.

Do you know the Parizek's do you know any of the Parizeks. May God be with you!.

When your picking pebbles off the ground in front of the bosses house and the road is gravel....put it down

When everyone watches the local news to see their releatives and family pictures its time to put the pipe down.

When you know whoms at the door and its the cops but you forgot to run.....put the damn pipe down dude.

When you think the 10 lighters for 1 buck is a good buy put the pipe down.

When your thumb will not fit in your once to be workgloves quckly put the pipee down.

when you ask a law official if a pocket is a good hiding place ....put er down you know what i man. When you can verbally say and spell parafornailyouah to a law official put the pipe down.

When you become brave, strong, forceful and a little bit of vodka and except all charges...Put the pipe down.

When you find yourself tired after 5 or 6 days you should definately put the piple down.

When you think of making banana tacos put the the pipe down.

When you go back to that dollar store and get 10 more lighters for a buck in the same day...put the pipe down.

When you realize the paperboy doesnt deliver papers ..put the pipe down.

When you are at your bond reduction hearing for the 4th time and you ask the judge if you could borrow some cash from him and promise to pay it back on friday no date included ...put the pipe down.

When you come in and say "Someone stoled it and puffers ask stold what? and you cannot remmber what you went for....put the pipe down.

When you find comfort in wearing a life jacket daily put thge pipe down. When tree people are your only friends put the pipe down.

If your at a bond hearing and you ask the judge can it be any kind of smoke from 20 feet from the door. Put the pipe down

When you are asked "Do you have the web here? and you say "No he left us a whole old 8 ball. Its time to put thee pipee down.



When you stand up on day 4 and look around thinking your at a rummage sale trying to buy items but your havent left your house...put the pipe down most definately

When your at an old folks home and a 96 year old man comes to you in a wheelchair with a hand full of oxycodins aned oxycodoans neaurottins 5 patches and he says "Do you think we could do some businesas and make deal? Softly put the pipe down or in his hands.

Playing an afternoon gig at an old folks home and you and your band gets booed off stage for playing "Slow Ride....Take it easy" Put the pipe down. read more

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